Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
Zeus: toO LaTE
Pole dancing class has been a lot of fun! I’ve learned to do the first climb up, though I’m struggling with the second part (continuing to climb), but apparently it’s super impressive to be able to climb in two classes so yay.
I’m struggling with spin mechanics and keeping my arm straight. My instructor blames a lack of upper body strength and that “it’ll come with time”, faster since I’m taking two classes a week and can practice at home with my own pole. She gave me some hand grip gel/powder to help with climbing and keeping my hands from slipping while figuring out moves, etc.
Right now I’m mega bruised on the top of my foot, my shin, and my knee meat from climbing the pole, hoping it clears up for Monday when I go back for another class!