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Title: Bases Loaded
Summary: As the Enterprise begins her voyage, Kirk tries to deal with the loneliness of being Captain. Luckily, he’s got Spock to help.

Title: Captured
Summary: Virginal yet dominant Spock. What I really, really want to see is some scorching hot sex where inexperienced!Spock just sort of takes control and holds Jim down and basically just … explores and finds out what feels good and how to make Jim squirm and gets fantastically irritated if Jim tries to swap roles

Title: Tastes Like Peeps
Summary:  Jim learns something very interesting about Spock and Vulcans in general.

Title: A Vulcan on The Streets (But A Freak In The Sheets)
Summary: Spock harbors a secret fantasy of bottoming for the toppiest top in Topsville. Kirk makes all his wildest dreams come true.

Title: Moths
Summary: Like moths drawn irresistibly toward the light, there is something about James T Kirk that seems to attract Spocks. It’s not his fault. (threesome between Spock/Kirk/AUSpock)

Title: Teach Me Tonight
Summary: During sex, Jim is so intent on pleasing his partner that he never actually reaches orgasm himself.  Spock is out to change all that.

Title: Life of The Party
Summary: Spock’s reluctant visit to an alien club is made far more agreeable by the intervention of his captain.
Companion Piece: The After Party

Title: Obscenities
Summary: Kirk likes/gets turned on seeing Spock do totally average, everyday or human-y things

Title: Distraction
Summary: It’s not every day you catch a Vulcan jerking themselves off.

Title: Vulcan Catnip
Summary: Jim’s mind is most dynamic – and as the Vulcan debate team finds out, it is most pleasurable to meld with him. Too bad for them, Spock is not anywhere near willing to share (Jim is his, even if the human does not know it yet).

Title: Is That Even Possible?
Summary: Kirk’s always had a thing for Xeno-sex and has always wanted to sleep with a Vulcan. He’s done the research (aka the Xeno Kama Sutra.) but the problem is that he’s never met a Vulcan until now and Spock hates his guts.

Title: In The Name of Glove
Summary: Jim gives Spock a pair of fur-lined gloves to wear on a diplomatic mission. What happens when the fur does more to Spock’s hands than keep them warm?

Title: Filthy Sweet
Summary: Jim stumbled into the shower on shaky legs. Morning sex was always risky since his body took so long to recover from orgasm, but he found it was also always, always worth it.

Title: Unethically Obtained
Summary: Spock discovers a preoccupation with his captain’s very normal Starfleet-issue underpants.

Title: Filled
Summary: Sex with Spock was frequently an hours-long affair, during which he would come more than once—his body usually tapped out after the third time.

Title: Dirty Dialogue Fun
Summary: “You have an aesthetically pleasing posterior. I find it highly arousing, and am compelled to fondle it as I penetrate you from behind.”

Title: Spider Walking
Summary: The first time it happened, Kirk was drunk.

Title: Jim Kirk: Coitus Interrupter
Summary: Jim blocks Spock’s cock.

Title: Disciplinary Matter
Summary: Jim’s pretty sure he’s got mutiny right now. He’s got a lapful of mutiny.

Title: A Complete Education or How Spock Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Sex
Summary: Spock is beginning to admit that the human way of doing things is the more logical one. In this singular instance. It is surely not a widespread pattern.

Title: A Friend in Need is a Friend Indeed
Summary: “Perhaps it would be a mutually beneficial arrangement.”

ALIEN JUNK

Title: Detachable
Summary: Jim learns that Spock’s penis is detachable. Can you really blame him if the ideas that pop into his head as a result are not entirely non-mischievous?

Title: I’m Stuck On You
Summary: He’d been with plenty of aliens in his time, and none of them had ever had dicks that changed shape once they reached full hardness—though there had been some that could move in the most amazing ways—and he’s pretty sure he’d remember if he’d heard about this when they went over Vulcan anatomy and reproduction in xenobiology.

Title: Retractable
Summary: Jim, Spock and the crew are in a very crowded bar (watching a sexy show would be great) they are standing and Spock puts good use of his retractable penis,he fucks Kirk standing behind him without moving that much and whispering and moaning on Jim’s ear, bonus if someone (McCoy definitely knows about this ‘quality’ of vulcan physiology) notices there’s something going on and gets hot bothered but can’t help it and keep watching them

Title: Compatibility Test
Summary: In which Spock learns about human relationships, and Kirk learns a thing or two about Vulcans.

SPONTANEOUS BONDING/PRE-REFORM

Title: How High The Moon
Summary: After the destruction of Vulcan, Spock shielded his mind to protect it from his broken bond with T’Pring. Little did he know another bond had already formed in its place.

Title: Master of a Nothing Place
Summary: spock is stripped of his logic on an away mission gone bad and turns feral, incredibly violent and utterly brutal. when he comes across jim, though, he is possessive, protective, and even affectionate

SPOCK AND KIRK’S GIANT DICKS

Title: Captain Kirk is Climbing a Mountain
Summary: Kirk accidentally sees Spock naked. Of course Kirk being Kirk he looks… then looks again as Spock is HUNG… as in oh my god you are never putting that thing in me hung. Kirk does what any self respecting Starship Captain would do; he races to his computer and hits up the sex shops online HARD and orders himself a variety of different sized dildos… intending to work himself up to the real thing.