ilovemyjawn:

romance

when asked what caused the fire

they can say their goddamn body friction was just too intense no one will question this shit NO ONE

lovelynobody00errrrrrrm sherlock tries to get romantic with shit tons of candles

yeah tries and SUCCEEDS 10/10

ilovemyjawn:

FOR CAFFEINATEDQUEER’S GIF OFC SHAKE THAT BOOTY

all I wanted to do was doodle a hug in a onesie

it became this and all I can blame it on is Sherlock’s booty as in the bigger original version the smaller version here just kinda makes the excuse even more bollocks

I want Jawn’s ABLOOBLOOBLOO face in full glory as my icon *_*

ilovemyjawn:

what an unfortunate

accident

no seriously there’s no way Sherlock could’ve predicted John would wear a horrible jumper like that alone in public

ilovemyjawn:

I was doing this request and it wasn’t going anywhere til I decided to make it into a sticker design sorry thehorrorinsymmetry aw so much time spent on panels that didn’t work

but please god don’t even look at it in t-shirt view oh my god that shit isn’t natural please lord no

ilovemyjawn:

vibrating you say

vibrating in bed you didn’t say but I did say

this can only be good though only the best kind of vibrating goddamn it

ilovemyjawn:

elizakaze asked for teenlock and bed sharing for the first time BUT THIS ISN’T TEENLOCK SO I’VE FAILED?? but people asked for cuddling and fluff so it’s MULTIPLE FAILURES AT ONCE???as?ds?d?

ilovemyjawn:

good GOD I think I spent about an hour colouring??

and then I thought

I don’t like how it looks with colour

MMMMM WASTED TIME Y E A H

miraclesabound said: May I please have John kissing Sherlock on the cheek for the first time in public?

ilovemyjawn:

nice going Martin YOU’VE MADE EVERYTHING AWKWARD COS A GEESE SHAT OUT THE GODDAMN RING SHE WAS USING TO FLIRT WITH YOU REALLY THOUGH HER SHOULDER REALLY NOT EVEN HER HIP FUCK YOU YOU’VE RUINED THIS DATE YOU’RE A FUCKING FAILU

wait no they’re perf together oh thank god

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