DARIA (1997-2002)
HERC: Carolyn, all through human history, we’ve been wrong about equality and we thought we were right. “All men are equal, except slaves, obviously.” “Oh, no, wait – all men are equal except black ones, obviously.” “No! No, wait – all people are equal except women, obviously.” Look, are you not at all curious about what we’re still getting wrong? And don’t you think there’s a good chance it’s “All lives are equal except animals, obviously”?
-- Hercules Shipwright in Cabin Pressure, "Ottery St Mary", by John Finnemore (transcript here)
The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.
God: where’s Abel?
Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him
It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.
God: Where’s the Sheepkeeper?
Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper?
He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!
oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?
Cainceled
15 reasons to build an herb spiral for your garden (By Jean Bardot, Natural News)

(By Jean Bardot, Natural News)
Whether you’re a city mouse or a country mouse — with a high-rise patio or 1000 acres — building an herb spiral near your kitchen allows you to partake in the sustainable permaculture revolution and have fresh organic culinary herbs at your fingertips. An herb spiral is a compact vertical garden built on specific principles allowing for individualized management of wind and water flow to create the ideal garden in a limited amount of space.

The spiral is a natural form that provides an efficient method for managing space, storing and sorting. Using the natural universal design of a spiral, the forces of gravity and water flow are utilized to their fullest allowing for proper drainage downhill. Herbs that thrive on drier soils live at the top, whereas those needing more moisture reside at the bottom where water collects. This form allows for planting of a widely diverse number of plants, and creates natural, sunny and shady areas — a perfect miniature microclimate landscape environment. The herb spiral as a permaculture form that allows you to create your own ecosystem and become self sufficient. The format can be adapted to large gardens if space is available.
Stone or block building materials allow for retention of heat and insulate plants in colder weather or at night, while acting as the backbone for the structure. Collect water at the bottom and have a small fish or frog pond or even a bog and grow edible water plants. An herb spiral can be built even on a concrete foundation and filled with the richest biodynamic, organic earth to support any plants included.

The spiral should always be built to move in the direction of water drainage in whatever hemisphere it’s located in — for example, in the Northern hemisphere, water runs off in a clockwise direction and the opposite is true for the Southern hemisphere. This allows for optimal positioning of the pond at the bottom and reduces evaporation. The spiral can be built as a round or oval shape to take advantage of the movement of summer sunlight.
15 REASONS TO BUILD AN HERB SPIRAL FOR YOUR PERMACULTURE GARDEN
1. Maximize growing space to grow more food.
2. Multiple microclimates available for optimal plant growth.

3. Healthier plants where growing needs are met and companion planting is easy to reduce insect problems and foster beneficial plant relationships for better growth.
4. Aesthetic garden focal point.

5. Maximizes space even in very small areas on top of concrete or in high-rise buildings.
6. Harvesting access is easy and all plants are effortlessly accessible.
7. No bending, everything is at waist height — hooray!

8. Save money by growing your own food.
9. Eat organic, using heirloom seeds and avoid pesticides and genetically engineered seeds.
10. Reduces maintenance, little weeding and easy to turn and mulch.

11. Manage water amounts and use natural forces to perpetuate the growing season.
12. Reduce building costs when you use local available materials.
13. Use drip irrigation or a small sprinkler for easy watering and irrigation.

14. Create a bio-diverse habitat for creatures who come to visit.
15. Build an herb spiral to grow medicinal herbs to avoid Big Pharm drugs.
Sources for this article:
http://www.mitra.biz
http://themicrogardener.com
http://welcometovoluntarysimplicity.wordpress.com
http://www.mysquarefootgarden.net/creating-an-herb-spiral/
16. Tower of Babel
My plants gonna be speakin’ different languages now???? English better not be one of em!
Just in time for planting season!
ingyen adott jó tanács: mentát soha, semmilyen körülmények között ne ültessetek a kertbe!
Ültettem,már késô..
[ID: The Bugs Bunny in a suit meme of “I wish all X a very Y” edited to read “I wish all ‘places that complain that nobody wants to work but refuse to pay a living wage’ a very ‘go out of business’“. /end ID]
Reading this felt like getting thrown into moving traffic
Imagine how the divers in the poopnado felt
and then you turn up. late for armageddon, no flaming sword, not even a body you pathetic excuse for an angel. well, i suppose i am, really.
Ok but this moment though. Like this is when he starts REALLY going off book. This moment was just so intense. I really did think he was about to Fall For Real.
You can just see on his face that he is realizing that the rules separating what demons and angels can and can’t do are determined by their respective head offices instead of some ineffable cosmic rules. It’s arbitrary. He can’t possess someone because aren’t supposed to, not because he doesn’t have the ability.
I like this moment. It’s hard to see Aziraphale’s intelligence – he’s not as flashy as Crowley and it’s easy to overlook – but I love this moment of Aziraphale realising that demons and angels are the same basic stock, that if he can perform temptations and Crowley can perform miracles as part of the Arrangement, there’s more overlap in their abilities than Heaven or Hell wants to admit. The only thing stopping him is other angels trying to enforce rules.
He’s brilliant. But he was being held back by his fear of thinking for himself—terrified of any little innovation, any tiny step taken in the absence of orders. He’s a soldier, trained to trust and obey, and it’s essential that this scene takes place right under the eye of his commanding officer. He’s not just choosing to act on his own for the first time—every other time Crowley’s convinced him he was more or less in line with heaven still, and it did take convincing. He’s making a decision for himself here directly against orders. This is flagrant. This is mutiny. The minute he was convinced heaven was wrong, all his courage was available to him to do whatever he had to. And he stopped dithering. He became sure. It’s gorgeous.
thank you for these tags @mochacoffee





